Prairie Oyster

I = Dumb
November 19, 2006, 10:52 pm
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Recipe for Disaster:

2 cups of black coffee

1 cup triple shot latte

1 bagel

1 scone

Consume above ingredients BUT NOTHING ELSE over the course of a day. At 10pm remember that you are a dumbass and wolf down a big plate of food. Enjoy feeling like you are about to puke for the rest of the night because that caffeine is never going to let you sleep.

Well, at least this way I know I can keep working till late… because I’d really like to keep staring at data instead of sleeping. Awesome!

Recipe for Brilliance:

(aka Dandelion Noodles that I made for dinner this weekend)

1 cup dandelion leaves

1 egg

3/4 cup flour

pinch of Salt

Garlik and Butttter

Chop up the leaves and mash with the egg. Add in the flour and salt until combined. Knead and roll out. Cut into noodly strips. Let em dry for at least an hour. Boil the crap out of them. Drain. Warm up with butter and garlicy goodness. Quite tasty. Optional: add basil from your poor little plant that needs to be put into a bigger pot dammit.


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Recipe For Disaster: Anything that does not contain cheese. (Unless it is a muffin or brownie)

Recipe For Success: Anything that contains cheese, that is not swiss cheese and/or is a muffin or brownie.

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